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~ The Slum Lord 2002 ~

Hey Buddy can you spare a few thousand?

During the Council Meeting on December 20th, 2002, Jeffie said that he hears that all the time!


~ December 6th, 2002 ~

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

You decide who is who!


During the Council Meeting on November 29th, 2002, this strange character stumbled in and asked everyone if we wanted to buy some swamp land in Florida!

We all did....

What's that island over there?

Steve and Jeffie looked like partners in crime during the Council Meeting on November 15th, 2002.
Jeffie was thrilled to see Dave during the Council Meeting on November 8th, 2002. Dave on the other hand, pretended not to even recognize this strange character!
Just in from a great day of poaching, hunting, working, that's it "working", Jeffie attended the Council Meeting on November 1st, 2002.
The Council's own version of 007! The suave, dapper, world famous and internationally known Jeffie swaggered up to the bar on October 25th, 2002 to order another ice cold Miller Lite.
We don't know about you, but this photo of ol' Jeffie on October 18th, 2002 gives the impression that either his head is getting bigger or his body is shrinking!
During The Council Meeting on October 4th, 2002, Jeffie was heard to exclaim, "There is nothing like the feeling I get when I hold a fine Rubber Chicken".
Mackinac Island The Official Council Rubber Chicken!
The Council Meeting on September 27th, 2002 found Jeffie discussing weapons again!
Cartman say's, "Hey, Jeffie's cute"!
Back from a wonderful vacation on the east coast, Jeffie was back and in rare form for the Council Meeting on September 20th, 2002.
Mackinac Island
Jeffie attended the Council Meeting ~ Scarlet Oaks Broadcast Arts Class of 1979 reunion party on August 23rd, 2002 and said, "everyone got Loopy and emotional by the end of the night". If you look up "Loopy" in the dictionary, you'll see this photo of Jeffie doing his impression of a "Duckbilled Platypus"! Check out the party here.
While checking out the new issue of Shooter's and evidently soiling himself during the Council Meeting on August 16th, 2002, Adam was either promoting Verizon wireless or giving Jeffie bunny ears!
Bud Light Labatt Blue Adam Adam's fingers Shooter's
John looked on as Dave ran up to give Jeffie a big hug as he arrived to attend the Council Meeting on August 9th, 2002!
The modern day "Three Stooges" pose for a photo during the Council Meeting on July 26th, 2002.
Do doubt something devious was being masterminded by John and Jeffie during the Council Meeting on July 19th, 2002!
Back from vacation, Jeffie was happy to see all of his friends at The Council meeting on July 12th, 2002.
Labatt Blue Bud Miller Lite John

Whenever you see something like this, it's time to head for the hills!

After attempting to commit suicide by cutting his fingers with an attic fan, Jeffie sought out Rob for medical advice during the Council Meeting on May 31st, 2002. Rob said, "Drink Heavily"!
Jeff & Rob 5-31-02
This photo of Jeffie on May 10th, 2002, proves that either the beers are getting larger or Jeffie is getting smaller!
Miller Lite

What are friends for?

Ronnie notices that Jeffie seems to need his ear licked and is happy to help him out during the Council Meeting at Sports Plus on April 26th, 2002.

Jeffie winks at the good looking camera man during the Council Meeting at Buffalo Wings & Rings on April 12th, 2002.


I Love You Man......

Hey Baby, I've been at the Council Meeting,had four Miller Lite's in a bottle and now I'm ready for anything. Let's go home and check the weather page on the Internet!
Mackinac Island
What’s Jeffie so upset about? Could it be because Uncle Gary wasn't at the meeting on March 15th, 2002? It looks like he's about to take Chuckie's camera and shove it where the sun doesn't shine!
Jeff and Dave enjoy a few cold ones at Logo's Sports Bar & Grill on March 8th, 2002.
Jeff @ Logo's Sports Bar & Grill
Jeffie was happy to see that Buck was improving during the meeting on March 1st, 2002 and recommended that Chuckie try and help him.
Everyone knows that Dickie is touching Jeff's butt but by this time of night, Jeffie just doesn't care.

Jeffie's head was tragically crushed during the Council meeting on February 1st, 2002. Who's tan arm and nasty hand could have pulled off such a heinous crime?

Jeffie finished up his fourth Miller Lite on January 28th, 2002 and was now ready for White Castles. Then he's off for home to make a mess on the living room floor.
Jeffie Miller Lite
This picture on January 18th, 2002 is self explanatory. Enough said, no what I mean?
Jeffie called the Council Meeting to order on January 11th, 2002, but no one listened!
Miller Lite
~ The Slum Lord 2001 ~

December 28th, 2001

Isn't funny how just a few beers will put that rosy glow in ones cheeks?


The question was:

Who looks best in spiked high heals, fish net stockings and a hot pink sun dress?

When Jeffie spoke, The Council listened during the Council Meeting on December 7th, 2001!
Buck offered Jeffie something special for his dinner during The Council Meeting on November 30th, 2001. Could it have been some of his world famous pudding?
Miller Lite Buck's arm
Capt'n Dickie

Jeffie attempted to produce Methane.

Dickie was proud of his ex-wife on November 30th, 2001!

Miller Lite Chuckie Dave Dave's Leg (Quit looking here!)
Buck Chuckie Dave Miller Lite Chuckie's hand Miller Lite Dr. Pepper Miller Lite Dickie Buck Bud Dave Bud Miller Lite Chuckie Miller Lite Some Guy Miller Lite Ronnie Miller Lite Buck's Arm Miller Lite Mackinac Island Mike's Hard Lemonade Miller Lite Rob Martha's Vineyard Online Molson John Mackinac Island John Dave Martha's Vineyard Online Bud John Dave Coors Miller Lite South Park The Official Council Rubber Chicken! Molson Mackinac Island Dave Buck's Chocolate Flavor Pudding Colt Coors Coors Steve Miller Lite Chuckie Dickie Dickie