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~ The Miracle Man - 2003 ~

Robert was in a terrible car accident on his way home from The Council Subcommittee Meeting early in the morning on November 29th, 2003.

Click here to learn more about his miraculous recovery.


Robert developed a new unique way of greeting his friends during the Council Meeting on November 21st, 2003 and naturally this went on throughout the entire evening. As our hero visited with each one of the crew and with Greg and Derrick looking on, Robert somehow got his tongue stuck in Peggy's hair!

Back to the drawing board.

Robert was moving in and out of The Matrix in an attempt to save Zack from the evil bald guy during the Council Meeting on November 7th, 2003. With this highly technical photographic Council evidence, we were able to capture our hero's movements as he paused to visit with another super hero.

Robert's dream of kissing a beautiful girl during the Council Meeting on October 24th, 2003 was proudly brought to you by, Bud Light; Great taste, Less filling.

Point your mouse at the picture to see what really happened - if you dare!


With a smile on his face that almost looked like a smirk, Robert showed up to The Council Meeting on October 17th, 2003 and proudly showed the crew the letter he had received. "I'm going frame this one and add it with all of the other "Thank You letters" I've received since joining The Council", said Robert.

What a guy!

Late in the evening during the Council Meeting on October 10th, 2003 after Robert took center stage and sang "Gimmie a T for Texas" with his five beautiful back up singers (Candy, Kara, Fancy, Alberta and Queenie) the girls went crazy and took our hero out in to the parking lot and we never saw him again that night!

It must be a Texas thing....

Robert's shirt said it all on October 10th, 2003 as he slowly moved away. It looked like Ronnie either had to much caffeine, wanted to become some sort of wild ladies man or really needed some therapy!


Ronnie was thrilled to be in this photo with Robert on September 19th, 2003. After all, Robert was that "Rock Star" that put on such a great performance last week and everyone wants him to hear him sing again!

Will it be next week?


You ROCK Robert!

With pictures of Robert flashing up on the two main screens behind the main stage at Logo's, our hero sang a version of "Crash" by The Dave Matthews Band that was uniquely his own and brought the crowd to their feet during the Council Meeting on September 12th, 2003 wanting to hear more. Maybe next week!

Hi I'm Robert here at The Council, and whether I'm enjoying a delicious Bill Knapp's Chocolate Cake like I gave to Uncle Gary on September 5th, 2003 or an ice Cold Bud Lite here with the crew, we always have fun time listing to Denise, Sherry or Derrick sing us a song. I might even sing a song next week myself!
Bud Light Sherry

The Council voted and on August 29th, 2003, Uncle Gary proudly proclaimed that Rob is number one after putting up with such crazy nonsense!

Tennessee Titans


~ August 22nd, 2003 ~

Why have only one Rob at a Council Meeting when two will make the party twice as fun!

Cincinnati Reds

Everyone wanted the cool Smirnoff cap that Robert won from the gorgeous "Smirnoff Girls" during the Council Meeting on August 15th, 2003 but our hero graciously gave the cap to Jeff. What a guy!
Showing up for his second official Council Meeting on August 8th, 2003, Robert was unanimously voted a full fledged member with all of the rites and privileges that come with the high honor!
Ronnie invited ol' Robert to join the crew for the very first time at Hooter's on May 16th, 2003. Little did he know that in just a few months he would become one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us!!!!!!!

Chuckie Derrick Smirnoff Ronnie Banquet Room Coca Cola Rob Bud Light Denise Uncle Gary Becky Ronnie Candy Kara Fancy Alberta Queenie Chuckie Zack Derrick Peggy Greg Click here to learn more about his miraculous recovery.